Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Typical shipping charge in US for one shirt is $3.99
Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Typical shipping charge in US for one shirt is $3.99
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Description
Description
- 100% premium cotton - tougher than explaining why you need another cat.
- Size chart accuracy - more reliable than your cat coming when called.
- Generous fit - flattering on everyone (yes, even at 3 AM in pajamas).
- HD print quality - won't fade like your motivation to exercise.
- Reinforced seams - because life's rough enough without wardrobe malfunctions.
- Printed label - no more neck scratching (leave that to your cat).
Printed and shipped locally in the USA 🇺🇸 (like your cat's attitude). T-Shirts made in Mexico or Honduras.
Pick your size and color above - your cat's judgment depends on it.
Shipping: Fast enough that you won't forget why you ordered it. And usually only $4.99 per t-shirt (in the US).
Previous customers say we're fantastic. We're too modest to disagree, but our cats definitely agree.
Sizes
Sizes
Shipping
Shipping
Because our products are made to order: Printing: 1-2 Days. Shipping: 3-4 Days. Delivery Time: 8-10 Days (Economy Shipping).
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Care Instructions:
Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the print's vibrancy.
Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the tee's shape and size post-wash.
Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors.
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